Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
HaHa =)
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I agree with about 95% of the reasons that pets are better than kids. The only one that I have an issue with is that Wrigley demands that he have the latest fashions... gotta give the guy what he wants.
- Ray
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